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December 6, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 23 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
"You are such a great prevaricator & I'm so proud of you. They've all but forgotten poor Mary Jo."
George Pemberton
November 22, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 22 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
President Bush reaches out to a Canadian protestor prior to thanking the people of Halifax for their assistance to the U.S. on September 11th.
George McQuain
Club Member since July 2004
November 15, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 21 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
"Arlen, aren't you supposed to be on the other side of the aisle? I think your party is over there."
Chris Redinger
November 3, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 20 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
I'm no longer Senate Minority leader, but I'm still as touchy-feely as I ever was. Go ahead! Give it a try!
Doug Landholt
Club Member since July 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 19 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
Deep Thoughts by Vanessa Kerry: "Oh gosh, how long is he going to go on and on and on? Why are democrats so boring? Maybe I shouldn't have worn these pearls. I wonder if I look too much like Madonna during her "Like a Virgin" years? I'm showing my age. Those stupid Bush twins always look so cute. I hate them. Is he still talking? I should recommend to Al that he needs to have his hair done by dad's stylist. He could really use a makeover. I wish Ben were here. Hmmmm...ok, wake up Vanessa, wake up! Look interested, look intelligent. Maybe we should have put more signs up, yeah...that would have made things more interesting. Oh, who am I kidding, our graphic design team is soooo 70s. I wonder if Wendy's still serves breakfast after 10:30, I'm starving..."
Sally Myers
Club Member since July 2004
October 4, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 18 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
"Senator Kerry tries to pull out another answer to a difficult question."
Kurt Killen
Club Member since August 2004
September 27, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 17 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
While campaigning at the Main Street Pub in Mt. Horeb, Wisconsin, John Kerry spit beer back into a mug after realizing it was not champagne.
Chet Klope
Club Member since September 2004
September 13, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 16 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
Former Vice President Al Gore in a boisterous tone retorted "You see the distance between my thumb and forefinger? That's how close I am to losing it, folks. Yearggghhhh!"
Rob Ciervo
Club member since March 2004
Truer words couldn't be spoken, Rob. Gore is teetering on the edge of insanity. A Club for Growth t-shirt is in the mail...
August 31, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 15 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
"New York City police share a collective sigh of relief. Three thousand cases of "Hippie-B-Gone" arrived only minutes before the first wave of protesters."
Andrew Kloster
Club member since June 2004
Runner Up
"Trial lawyers stage a "foil stomp" to protest the debilitating difficulty in opening foil ketchup packets. "We suspect that 34% of US ketchup consumers have experienced severe emotional distress trying to open these damn things. When you have to stomp on food packaging to release the contents something is terribly, terribly wrong."
Ben Cunningham
Club member since January 2001
Click here for last week's winner.
August 24, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 14 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
Winning Caption
Underscoring the fact that liberals don't understand how the world works, these buffoons think that billionaires just stand around wearing top hats and smoking cigars.
David Adams
Club member since June 2004
August 18, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 13 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
Presidential candidate Kerry gives advice to actor Leonardo DiCaprio suggesting that he quit working so hard making movies and simply marry a wealthy heiress.
Kurt Killen
New Club Member
Kurt is now the proud owner of a liberal-repellant Club for Growth t-shirt.
August 10, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 12 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and New York Mercantile Exchange Chairman Mitchell Steinhause greedily view the vast wealth of the NYSE and share thoughts on how best it could be distributed to advance the 'common good'.
Travis Snyder
Club Member since February 2004
Runner-Up
When Hillary rings the bell
Brokers wince at an acrid smell;
The advice from faxes
On liberals and taxes
Comes down to one word: Sell!
Mike Hubbard
Club Member since July 2004
August 3, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 11 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
Just in the nick of time, an alert Secret Service agent saves young Jack Edwards as Jean-Francois Kerry, during an episode best described as an Al Gore-type meltdown, attempts to send the lad flying.
Edward Fitzgerald
Club Member since June 2004
Runner-Up
A Jack... and an Ass. A true Democratic party.
Eric Spohn
Club Member since June 2004
July 27, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 10 (FINALIZED!)
Andrew Roth
Anti-liberal poems...you gotta love 'em. Congratulations to Mike. He will receive a new Club for Growth t-shirt
The Winning Caption
Something 'bout Senator Tom
Suggests a lack of aplomb
Aides wire his head
With preemptive thread
Else he be honest and bomb.
Mike Hubbard
Club Member since July 2004
Runner Up
Senator Tom Daschle is reprogrammed from "liberal Washington mode" into "folksy South Dakota moderate mode" by his technicians.
"Another Rice Grad"
July 20, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 9 (FINALIZED)
Andrew Roth
Congratulations to Mr. Easthope. His entry was comprehensive in content, true in form, and accurate on every level. He is now the proud owner of a Club for Growth T-Shirt. If you are jealous of Mr. Easthope, you can satisfy your urge for Club apparel by going to the
CFG Gift Shop. Since we are a non-profit group,
all merchandise is available at cost.
As for Mr. Hubbard, the runner up, we are always attracted to poems, especially ones that equate donkeys with Party-Switching, French-Loving, potential First Ladies.
The Winning Caption
I'm the perfect liberal...my huge ears suggest I am overly sensitive to criticism, my big head says I am self-absorbed, my small body says I am bereft of ideas, my short feet suggests I am always on shaky ground, and my name...well...you get the picture.
David Easthope
New York, NY
Club Member Since June 2001
Runner Up
Ms. Heinz, a cheeky old lass
Had a truly magnificent ass
Not botoxed and pink
As we might possibly think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
Mike Hubbard
Washington, DC
Club Member since June 2004
July 12, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 8 (FINALIZED)
Andrew Roth
Congratulations to this week's winner, Michael Newton. When you put Howard Dean and Ralph Nader in the same picture, it's impossible not to mention socialism. Impossible. Also, we always like sticking it to the French, so we awarded second place to "Another Rice Grad", whose real name we couldn't track down.
If you are jealous of Mr. Newton's new Club for Growth t-shirt (and I know you are), please visit the Club's new Gift Shop and you can buy one yourself!
The Winning Caption
Howard Dean and Ralph Nader agree to disagree on whether socialism or communism is the better economic system.
Michael Newton
Phoenix, Arizona
Runner Up
Howard Dean and Ralph Nader shake hands after agreeing to move to their socialistic heaven: France.
"Another Rice Grad"
July 6, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 7 (FINALIZED)
Andrew Roth
Congratulations to this week's winner, Aaron Margolis. We received a lot of good captions for this photo, no doubt because it was an easy target for ridicule. Also, this week we had to include a runner up. Mr. Spohn's caption, while not original, was hilarious.
The Winning Caption
Kiss me, I'm an Irish, Catholic, Jew, Pro-Life, Pro-Choice, Pro-Gun, Anti-Gun, for the war, against the war, liberal Senator from Massachusetts.
Aaron Margolis
Danvers, MA
Runner Up
Shut up! Just shut up! You had me from hello!
Eric Spohn
Duluth, GA
Club Member since June 2004
June 28, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 6 (FINALIZED)
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
"Sharing a rare disease with Pinnochio where lying causes rapid, massive growth, director Michael Moore shows how thin his gut was when he started working on his recent Bush-bash, "Fahrenheit 9/11.""
Eric Spohn
Duluth, GA
Club Member since June 2004
When he accepted his Club for Growth t-shirt, Mr. Spohn replied, "I will wear it and not wash it until Herman Cain is my Senator!"
While the Club for Growth doesn't promote uncleanliness, we certainly think this is a terrific idea.
June 21, 2004
Provide a Caption - Week 5
Andrew Roth
The Winning Caption
"The back of the shirt said, 'I woke up this morning and there were democrats rifling my wallet, my cash was all gone, and a bazillionaire thinks we're buds'".
Flip Johnson
New Club Member
Mr. Johnson will soon experience the touch of a Club for Growth t-shirt. It's 100% pure cotton and 100% liberal-free!
