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Ways To Be A Good Democrat

I got this from a Club member via email:

  • You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
  • You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
  • You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
  • You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. (This one is really important)
  • You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
  • You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
  • You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.