Club for Growth

"Look over there, your Judiciary chair. Going, going....gone."

"Arlen. Don't let that door hit you on the way out."

"If you're going to challenge me, Arlen, you challenge with respect. What is it? Is it my shoes? Is it my haircut? Got a problem with my haircut? Don't you ever challenge me like I'm Montel Williams! I am not Montel Williams!" --Courtesy of Richard Belzer's Detective Munch on the old cop show "Homicide" (and some poetic license).

"You have to DRESS FOR SUCCESS- blue wool suit, black shoes, blue or off white shirt, blue tie....

"Perhaps you could move a couple of steps to your left?

"Just a bit further.

"Thank you."

Arlen, I know you have Steve Moore's boot in your ass, but please - just smile for the cameras. Then we can all go back inside, you can apologize again, and Steve will leave you alone.

President Bush: "Hey, Arlen, look!! It's a bunch of p.o.'d conservatives! So wave at 'em and make like you'll confirm my nominees."

"Mamma said KNOCK YOU OUT!"

"Hey Arlen, pull my finger...and try not to expose your monkey wrinkled finger skin."

"Hey Arlen, look; it's Jeff Sessions, the next Chairman of the Judiciary Comm."

"See that guy waving over there? That one! Well, wave back! He's the new chairman of the judiciary committee!"

Hey look! Some conservatives just ran off with the chair you wanted. Wave bye-bye.

"Hey Arlen, is that Kerry over there? And is he tossing you a football? You'd better get closer!"

"THE BOSS said LET 'EM GO"!

Specter: "Thou art a villain!"
Bush: "You are a senator!"

Look Arlen, more of your pals: Lincoln Chaffee, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy...Orin Hatch?!?!?

In the imortal words of the Donald, YOUR FIRED!

Hey, isn't the Pat Toomey over there? I love that guy! Don't you Arlen? Arlen?

POTUS: Hey Arlen, how ya doin today... What?! Does that lawn sign say Kerry/Specter? Are you kiddin me? What is that all about?

Spectre: Well, uhm, ah, I don't have a litmus test, uhm I mean, well ahh....

"Hey Arlen, there's your friend, the producer of the Just for Men Commercial. How much did they pay you?"

Arlen, aren't you supposed to be on the other side of the aisle? I think your party is over there.

Look there's Condi Rice, she could kick your a**. Lynn Cheney's there too, she could kick your a**. Hey look, there's Laura, she could kick your a**. There's mom, Barbara, she could ...

"Welcome to Texas, watch out for those guys with the rope. I know they ain't here for me. . ."

Bush:Arlen wave to Barney-you should like him
he's Scottish.

Arlen:Riiiiite!

George Bush excitedly spots Justice Thomas in the crowd while Arlen Spector worriedly raises his hand in a weak "Hello."

At a recent political rally President Bush and Senator Spector try to pick out judicial nominees from a pool of candidates.