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I'm no longer Senate Minority leader, but I'm still as touchy-feely as I ever was. Go ahead! Give it a try!
Doug Landholt
Club Member since July 2004
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ALL HAIL THE REPUBLICANS!!! Enough said.
Posted by: Coach Dave | November 3, 2004 2:03 PM
Oh crap!!!. I've got to get a real job..........
Posted by: Carl | November 3, 2004 2:28 PM
"I give up. You Republicans win. I surrender."
Posted by: Michael Newton | November 3, 2004 2:28 PM
I'm no longer Senate Minority leader, but I'm still as touchy-feely as I ever was. Go ahead! Give it a try!
Posted by: Doug Landholt | November 3, 2004 2:44 PM
This is what Republicans have come to. The senator for South Dakota is an outside-supported attack dog. South Dakota deserves better treatment than being a Republican pawn in a national chessmatch. Maybe Club for Growth will someday develop ethical standards for their political conduct. But probably not.
Posted by: Nate | November 3, 2004 3:57 PM
Maybe Thune will be a good senator. Oh, he's a Republican pawn? Well South Dakota, good luck being represented in the Senate. Tim Johnson is all you've got.
Posted by: Truth Dude | November 3, 2004 4:02 PM
"Put your hands up, and step away from the Capitol!"
Posted by: Ivan | November 3, 2004 5:08 PM
K Street - I'm open, I'm open!!! Throw me some money!! I'm open, I'm open!!!, Hey K Street!!!
Posted by: Chris Sgarlata | November 3, 2004 5:35 PM
Tom Daschle, who was recently wired for folksy South Dakota senator, seems to have his folksy arms stuck in their upright position. Some doctors (technicians) reportedly checked Daschle for pain, and reported that Daschle was suffering from 'back trouble', and that some rest and a good day off from work would be just the cure for the ailment, common among people who 'work so hard'.
We also believe Tom Daschle is rumored to have said he was moving to the west coast, in search of fans, and a more suitable environment for himself.
Posted by: Nick Summit | November 3, 2004 5:50 PM
When asked what he's going to do in private life, Tom Daschle raises his hands to indicate that he's got 10 offers to be a lobbyist already.
Posted by: Rice | November 3, 2004 5:57 PM
Better Caption:
"Now I want y'all to put your HANDS together on your television set and pray to HIM for a recount!" - The right reverend Tommy Daschle, retired.
Posted by: Michael Battey | November 3, 2004 9:57 PM
After 36 hours of nonstop campaigning, Daschle blames his defeat on his failed anti-perspirant.
Posted by: Anonymous | November 4, 2004 12:18 PM
I surrender! That club For Growth is just too much.
Posted by: Liberty Lover | November 4, 2004 7:17 PM
At a recent press conference the audience was asked if there was anyone present that would be interested in a position as a lobbyist.
Posted by: Kurt Killen | November 5, 2004 5:57 PM
"Being in the US Senate is like having pit stains in a dark suit", whined defeated South Dakota Senator Tom "Puff" Daschle, "You get this warm, fuzzy feeling, but nobody notices. See?"
Posted by: Edward Fitzgerald | November 7, 2004 6:43 PM
Touchdown! The ignorant, clueless, classless, tasteless, racist, intolerant, and xenophobic score! Shrub Supporters win, the rest of the world loses!
Posted by: BringTheTroopsHome | November 7, 2004 7:27 PM