Club for Growth

In a reprise of his role as "Big Chief" in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Al Gore demonstrates the severe effects of refusing to take his medication. This performance was followed by his inimitable rendition of "I'm Just Wild About Kerry!"

Rodney Dangerfield starred in this week's Saturday Night Live. In one skit, he played Al Gore and attacked George Bush for spending too much time exercising and not enough time trying to help the food industry.

After a two chili dog lunch, Al Gore directs the audience's attention elsewhere as he suffers a severe gas attack.

Is it just me, or does "Big Al" have a startling resemblance to Kirstie Allie in "Fat Actress"?

Apparently, Al figured out that since 2000, Tipper has been using the lockbox as a cookie jar.

While on his 'I Invented the Internet' revival tour, Al Gore calls on the "infidel pajama wearing bloggers to repent".

Former Vice President Al Gore argues furiously in support of federally subsidized dessert, and against "those damned kids" driving by his Washington D.C. area nursing home "with their loud stereos and internal combustion engines" Friday afternoon just prior to nap time.

Al Gore shown as he opens the weekly Overeaters Anonymous meeting in the Other America.

"My name is Al Gore and I am a food-a-holic!"

Even after giving Micheal Moore a new diet, shave, and hair cut, you still end up with a raving liberal lunitic.

"I lost the election and all I got was this extra large suit" - Al Gore

Former vice president Al Gore, in a moment of candor, shows John Kerry the door, remarking, "If you haven't learned that I'm the death knell for any serious candidate you don't deserve to report for duty."

Former Vice President Al Gore in a boisterous tone retorted "You see the distance between my thumb and forefinger? That's how close I am to losing it, folks. Yearggghhhh!"

Former Vice-President Al Gore exlaims that he had not ordered anchovies on his pizza and that the delivery driver needs to provide him with the pepperoni he requested quickly.

In spite of his "fuller-figure", former Vice President, Al Gore discusses the support he has raised for the Kerry campaign since beginning his personal hunger strike. Gore has only eaten one hanging chad a day since November 7th, 2000.

In spite of his "fuller-figure", former Vice President, Al Gore discusses the support he has raised for the Kerry campaign since beginning his personal hunger strike. Gore has only eaten one hanging chad a day since November 7th, 2000.

Rrriiippp!!! Oops. Former Vice President Al Gore, turned from his audience to scold the camera man for starring at his rotund image, freezes as the audience stares at the newly torn hole in his pants.

Al Gore auditions for the role of Senator Joseph Harrison Paine, originated by Claude Rains, in the remake of the classic "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington."

Girth in the Unbalanced

HHHHEEEEE BBBEEETTTRRAAAYYYEEEDD TTHIIISSS COOUUNNRRRTTTYYYY!!!!!!!

While ranting like a mad-man, Al Gore proclaimed, "look at the shadow on the wall! It's a big @#*&%#$ donkey!" However, this crowd did not need to look at the wall to spot the giant ass.

There is more tesion on my top button then there is in the middle east.If this thing goes it will put your eye out.

Theres more tension on my top button then there is in the middle east.If thing goes itll put your eye out