Club for Growth

Not to be confused with the liberty bell, Hillary rings the socialism bell at the NYMEX. As a result, oil prices hit a new high.

When Hillary rings the bell
Brokers wince at an acrid smell;
The advice from faxes
On liberals and taxes
Comes down to one word: Sell!

August 10, 2004: Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton announces she is "divorcing my bastard husband Bill", and marrying New York Mercantile Exchange Chairman Mitchell Steinhause.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and New York Mercantile Exchange Chairman Mitchell Steinhause greedily view the vast wealth of the NYSE and share thoughts on how best it could be distributed to advance the 'common good'.

On a side note, I don't understand why the Bush admin or the Club don't run a hard hitting ad attacking Senator Kerry's vote against the first Iraq war resolution. Something with ominous music in the background showing the burning oils wells of kuwait and the oil slicks in the gulf (people will always wince at enviro damage) and maybe testimony from tortured or raped Kuwaities or something showing instruments of tortute and and then someone describing the vast coalition involved and how every country was there and perhaps cheers from kuwaiits as American troops liberated them or when Bush Sre. visited and then a voice would say, "If Senator Kerry had been President, Saddam wouldn't have been challenged then and he wouldn't have been challenged now", perhaps mass graves could be shown in the first part of the previous sentence and the prisoner saddam in the last part or pictures of the statute being torn down. I dunno, I am sure someone can come up with a better script then that but the general idea I think would work great.

When Hillary rings the opening bell,
At first they'll think its time to sell.

But when they find out that the once Arkansas belle, turned New York Senator from hell, is ringing the bell,

they'll make a mad dash out of the building because they know that her policies will encourage a terrorist to hit the building with a hand fired artillery shell.