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Just in the nick of time, an alert Secret Service agent saves young Jack Edwards as Jean-Francois Kerry, during an episode best described as an Al Gore-type meltdown, attempts to send the lad flying.
Edward Fitzgerald
Club Member since June 2004
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A Jack... and an Ass. A true Democratic party.
Eric Spohn
Club Member since June 2004
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A Jack... and an Ass. A true Democratic party.
Posted by: Eric Spohn | August 3, 2004 4:15 PM
Democratic presidential nominee John F. Kerry (who also served in Vietnam) is caught by former Senator Carol Mosely Braun after slipping in little Jack Edwards' "accident" following Kerry's inspiring acceptance speech.
Posted by: William Greene | August 3, 2004 5:15 PM
Kerry slips and falls in the first Democratic National Convention kickball game. The game was an effort to boost record low TV ratings. Democrats blamed Bush and the vast right wing conspiracy for the slippery floor.
Posted by: Michael Newton | August 3, 2004 6:08 PM
"I thought we were buddies": Jack Edwards tearfully looks up in disbelief at "his friend" presidential candidate John Kerry, who in a fit of jealousy kicked Jack's balloon into the air, nearly popping it. Kerry was still reeling from the fact that Edward's speach received more enthusiasm than his.
Posted by: James Dunn | August 3, 2004 6:25 PM
John Kerry was overheard saying "Watch this kid. I'm about to bounce as high as my poll numbers tomorrow."
Posted by: kevin | August 3, 2004 8:16 PM
What a dip !
Posted by: Corey Halverson | August 3, 2004 9:10 PM
John Kerry shows off the soccer moves he learned in France.
Posted by: ARG | August 4, 2004 12:06 AM
The Kerry-Edwards campaign shrinks to a new low as Edwards...literally...shrinks to 1/3 of his normal size.
Posted by: David Easthope | August 4, 2004 10:14 AM
Young Jack Edwards looks on as John Kerry sings, "You put right leg in, you take your right leg out..."
Posted by: adam | August 4, 2004 12:00 PM
The child is right to be wary
As this pol truly is scary--
With all hair locked in place,
And a well botoxed face,
It's slip'n'slide J.F. Kerry!
What brings this prince of doom
To add to children's gloom?
Taxes need raising?
French need praising?
At least that's what we assume.
Posted by: Mike | August 4, 2004 3:43 PM
"We are...two wild and crazy Dem brothers!"
Posted by: Jim | August 5, 2004 9:00 PM
Darn...Slipped in my own feces! It's all Bush's fault!!!
Posted by: Jon | August 6, 2004 12:39 AM
Kerry slips in own bull excrement.
Posted by: Larry Palumbo | August 6, 2004 10:39 AM
LOOK KID, this baloon is just about as tough as I was in Vietnam.
Posted by: Ron Johnson | August 6, 2004 5:50 PM
Caption should read, "Hey Jack, watch me do the Limbo for Dolly!"
Posted by: DH Mason | August 6, 2004 9:38 PM
Kerry sticks landing after another perfect flip.
Posted by: Michael Hartman | August 7, 2004 1:22 AM
Just in the nick of time, an alert Secret Service agent saves young Jack Edwards as Jean-Francois Kerry, during an episode best described as an Al Gore-type meltdown, attempts to send the lad flying.
Posted by: Edward Fitzgerald | August 7, 2004 10:10 AM
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry demonstrates to Jack Edwards, son of John Edwards, one of the games Jack and his friends can play with the free condoms that his school will receive in a Kerry administration.
Posted by: David | August 9, 2004 12:26 AM
This image has been digitally altered by removing Monica in Sentors Kerrys demonstration to little Jack Edwards on how to properly treat tax payers for the sole purpose of making a more politically correct photo.
Posted by: JA Breen | August 9, 2004 12:37 PM