Provide a Caption - Week 9 (FINALIZED)
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Congratulations to Mr. Easthope. His entry was comprehensive in content, true in form, and accurate on every level. He is now the proud owner of a Club for Growth T-Shirt. If you are jealous of Mr. Easthope, you can satisfy your urge for Club apparel by going to the CFG Gift Shop. Since we are a non-profit group, all merchandise is available at cost.
As for Mr. Hubbard, the runner up, we are always attracted to poems, especially ones that equate donkeys with Party-Switching, French-Loving, potential First Ladies.
The Winning Caption
I'm the perfect liberal...my huge ears suggest I am overly sensitive to criticism, my big head says I am self-absorbed, my small body says I am bereft of ideas, my short feet suggests I am always on shaky ground, and my name...well...you get the picture.
David Easthope
New York, NY
Club Member Since June 2001
Runner Up
Ms. Heinz, a cheeky old lass
Had a truly magnificent ass
Not botoxed and pink
As we might possibly think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
Mike Hubbard
Washington, DC
Club Member since June 2004
Comments
While enjoy a beautiful day on the farm Swifty thought to himself, "How can I be the mascot for the Democratic Party? Do they realize I'm nothing but a jack ass?"
Posted by: adam | July 20, 2004 12:47 PM
I'm the perfect liberal...my huge ears suggest I am overly sensitive to criticism, my big head says I am self-absorbed, my small body says I am bereft of ideas, my short feet suggests I am always on shaky ground, and my name...well...you get the picture.
Posted by: David Easthope | July 20, 2004 1:31 PM
A surprised Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) answered questions from the media about introducing her husband at the upcoming Democratic National Convention during an impromptu news conference Saturday morning.
Posted by: Scott | July 20, 2004 1:40 PM
Swifty is the “the official Donkey Delegate” of the Democratic National Convention. He will fit right in with the other jack-asses feeding at the government trough.
Posted by: Michael Newton | July 20, 2004 5:16 PM
ABB.
Vote Donkey.
Posted by: Aaron Margolis | July 20, 2004 7:20 PM
The only good way to keep a democrat. RESTRAINED by a rope!
Posted by: Ben Wren | July 20, 2004 8:43 PM
Pinocchio has told so many lies...that he's become a full Democrat.
Posted by: Sun Tzu | July 21, 2004 4:25 AM
Even this two-legged donkey has more balance than the Kerry/Edwards ticket.
Posted by: Chuck | July 21, 2004 12:49 PM
Swifty says... "by electing Kerry/Edwards this November you too can enjoy such rights and personal freedom... just like me!"
Posted by: Eric Spohn | July 21, 2004 1:35 PM
I can't argue any longer, John Kerry was right. Compared to elephants, donkeys DO have better hair.
Posted by: Eric Spohn | July 21, 2004 1:41 PM
Ms. Heinz, a cheeky old lass
Had a truly magnificent ass
Not botoxed and pink
As we might possibly think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
Posted by: Mike | July 21, 2004 4:37 PM
Not even four hours later, it was proven that Eric Spohn had nothing better to do, than to gaze upon Swifty and wonder, "why would you choose a jackass to represent your party?" Oh wait! I get it!
Posted by: Eric Spohn | July 21, 2004 5:30 PM
Trying to avoid the idea of there is actually good news on the economy and Iraq the media decides to cover this stupid jackass.[Well they are still covering Kerry-Edwards]
Posted by: Ben Wren | July 21, 2004 10:24 PM
After Swifty's back legs were taxed completely off his body by his Democratic friends in Congress, he realizes that maybe just maybe it's time for him to change party affiliation.
Posted by: Mark Z | July 22, 2004 1:24 PM
With pinocchio, the nose grew. With me it's the ears.
Posted by: Ray Newton | July 22, 2004 6:52 PM