Provide a Caption - Week 7 (FINALIZED)
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Congratulations to this week's winner, Aaron Margolis. We received a lot of good captions for this photo, no doubt because it was an easy target for ridicule. Also, this week we had to include a runner up. Mr. Spohn's caption, while not original, was hilarious.
The Winning Caption
Kiss me, I'm an Irish, Catholic, Jew, Pro-Life, Pro-Choice, Pro-Gun, Anti-Gun, for the war, against the war, liberal Senator from Massachusetts.
Aaron Margolis
Danvers, MA
Runner Up
Shut up! Just shut up! You had me from hello!
Eric Spohn
Duluth, GA
Club Member since June 2004
Comments
Hand shake? We're a lot closer than that now. Give me a kiss cutie.
Posted by: adam | July 6, 2004 4:22 PM
Kerry to Edwards "When I came back from Vietnam you were in diapers"
Edwards to Kerry "No I wasn't...by then I was already potty trained!"
Posted by: Virginia | July 6, 2004 4:22 PM
If you hadn't selected me as your veep I would have slapped a lawsuit on you and the Heinz fortune would have been mine!
Posted by: Matt | July 6, 2004 4:25 PM
In a surprising and intimate move, Kerry asks Edwards to be both his Vice President and First Lady.
Posted by: Michael Newton | July 6, 2004 6:56 PM
Shut up! Just shut up! You had me from hello!
Posted by: Eric Spohn | July 6, 2004 10:21 PM
Misunderstanding his new role, Edwards told Kerry, "you can be my wingman, anytime."
Posted by: Eric Spohn | July 6, 2004 10:30 PM
Hug me like Michael Moore Huged Senator Daschle.
Please!!
Posted by: coreyh | July 7, 2004 12:01 AM
"Shhhh," he whispered to Kerry. "It's OK... everything will be just fine... stop crying... Johnny's here to take care of things now... don't you listen to that bad man Rush anymore... shhhh..."
Posted by: William Greene | July 7, 2004 12:14 AM
John: "I do! I do!"
John: "Wait a sec! Which one am I?"
Posted by: Mike Hubbard | July 7, 2004 12:39 PM
Her life is in your hands dude. Mr. Lebowski wanted me to repeat that, her life is in your hands.
Posted by: Zach | July 7, 2004 3:02 PM
John1: I'll be the smart one, and you can be the pretty one.
John2: I thought 'I' was the smart one.
John1: No, you're the 'pretty' one. I'm the smart one.
Posted by: Tim | July 7, 2004 10:20 PM
John Kerry: He kissed John Edwards Before He Didn't.
or
Kiss me, I'm an Irish, Catholic, Jew, Pro-Life, Pro-Choice, Pro-Gun, Anti-Gun, for the war, against the war, liberal Senator from Massachusetts.
Posted by: Aaron Margolis | July 7, 2004 10:32 PM
"Shhhh," he whispered to Kerry. "It's OK, we'll get you some more medals."
Posted by: Pat S | July 8, 2004 2:21 AM
Kerry and Edwards... Definately pro-Gay Marriage.
Posted by: Aaron Margolis | July 8, 2004 8:34 AM
"Then he asked me to be his bride. And always be right by his side. I felt so happy I almost cried, and then he kissed me"
Posted by: FrankLog | July 8, 2004 8:54 AM
November 3, 2004...
Edwards: It's OK, John, we still have our hair.
Posted by: Dave | July 8, 2004 9:47 AM
1.Gee, your hair smells terrific.
2. I'll be damned, your Botox treatment did work better than mine.
Posted by: Dman | July 8, 2004 10:44 AM
Edwards to Kerry - "It's okay John, I'm here to fix all your troubles. Lean on me and I'll have you looking good in no time."
Posted by: David | July 8, 2004 11:45 AM
Honey, there's something I have to tell you. I'm pregnant, and Ted Kennedy is the father.
Posted by: Brian | July 8, 2004 12:39 PM
Fasten your diaper, kid. We're about to have the crap beat out of us!
Posted by: Eric Spohn | July 8, 2004 12:44 PM
Hi, I'm John Kerry. I fought in Vietnam.
Posted by: Eric Spohn | July 8, 2004 12:46 PM
Leading by example that they are for same sex marriage.
Posted by: Alan Straka | July 8, 2004 1:46 PM
You want to win this election? Kiss me like Al Gore kissed Tipper at the 2000 Convention.
Posted by: Michael Newton | July 8, 2004 2:22 PM
Baby, let's do it again.
Posted by: Steve Bowers | July 9, 2004 9:26 AM
Well Coach K is staying at Duke and I can't get Dean Smith to come out of retirement but I'm still a Tarheel and I think we can make this work!
Posted by: randy webb | July 9, 2004 10:08 AM
"I John take John to be my lawfully..."
Posted by: Jim Mundy | July 9, 2004 4:03 PM