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Something 'bout Senator Tom
Suggests a lack of aplomb
Aides wire his head
With preemptive thread
Else he be honest and bomb.
Mike Hubbard
Club Member since July 2004
Runner Up
Senator Tom Daschle is reprogrammed from "liberal Washington mode" into "folksy South Dakota moderate mode" by his technicians.
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Comments
As technicians adjust a microphone on Senate Minority leader Tom Daschle, CN8's Lynn Doyle could be overheard saying, "Stop that Mr. Daschle, your bad. Your so bad. Put your shoe back on and keep your feet on your side of the table."
Posted by: adam | July 27, 2004 6:09 PM
Tom Dash-hole, who's so full of it he has it coming out of his ears, is fitted for ear plugs so the "truth" doesn't come out during his DNC interview.
Posted by: Rich Lowrie | July 27, 2004 6:30 PM
Tom Daschle gets fitted for a new revolutionary listening device. Not to be confusing with hearing devices, the listening device allows a close minded person to actually listen to others. Some Democrats fear that Daschle may be pulled towards the right as a result.
Tomorrow, we'll be reporting on the new "Wool Blocker" to help those who constantly get the wool pulled over their eyes.
Posted by: Michael Newton | July 27, 2004 6:58 PM
During rehearsals before Day 2 of the Democratic National Convention in Boston, Senator Tom Daschle and a member of the mainstream media's thoughts are synchronized using an expirmental new wireless device.
Posted by: Scott | July 27, 2004 9:01 PM
Daschle's new height advisors make some last minute adjustments. Said one, "You'd be surprised how much taller you can look with a little spritz here and there. And we just got our patent on the 'I'm a Big Boy Now' booster seat that the senator is using this evening. We custom made his with a velvet cushion detailed with bric a brac on the edges. It's to die for!"
Posted by: Sally | July 27, 2004 10:42 PM
Senator Tom Daschle is reprogrammed from "liberal Washington mode" into "folksy South Dakota moderate mode" by his technicians.
Posted by: ARG | July 28, 2004 1:21 PM
Something 'bout Senator Tom
Suggests a lack of aplomb
Aides wire his head
With preemptive thread
Else he be honest and bomb.
Posted by: Mike | July 28, 2004 2:37 PM
Conservatives, who have long found Tom Daschle's speaking delivery somewhat robotic and repetitious, had their suspicions confirmed when two DNC technitians were caught downloading the days talking points into his android memory banks.
Posted by: kevin | July 29, 2004 1:01 AM
Senator Tom Daschle, after side-stepping numerous questions with bizarre answers, is being fitted with hearing aid by two of his new (and slightly naive) personal aids, who thought his strange behavior was due to an acute hearing problem.
Posted by: James Dunn | July 30, 2004 11:23 PM
Technicians delicately adjust South Dakota Senator Tom Daschle's fearing that he might lash out at them spewing liberal cynicism.
Posted by: Will Hamlin | August 2, 2004 1:00 PM