Club for Growth

"Truth be told," said Michael Moore, "There is actually only one Fact in this 'documentary.'"

Look at this. I used this pen once and it's already out of ink. I blame the evil Bush administration. If Clinton was still in office, my pen wouldn't have run out of ink.

Disgusted at his fans short attention span, Moore debuts his new version of "This is the church, this is the steeple; Make up more lies and fool the people." The crowd erupted with somber interest.

Michael Moore addresses an astonished crowd, explaining the abomination of one person - one vote to Kerry supporters.

Michael Moore reacts to onlookers when asked how many of the statements in his film were actually true.

While demonstrating his "magical pen," writer/director Michael Moore, right, shared with dazed liberals how it "changes facts into lies into millions of dollars."

Sharing a rare disease with Pinnochio where lying causes rapid, massive growth, director Michael Moore shows how thin his gut was when he started working on his recent Bush-bash, "Fahrenheit 9/11."

... And my IQ is this many !

Want to believe my latest film? This is maximum allowable number of brain cells.

"Like me, the people who see my movie have about this narrow a view of the world".

Director Micheal Moore, right, talks with Moveon.org staffers after seeing his film "Fahrenheit 911" to make sure they have the right talking points.

Director Michael Moore counting the number of
pens our children will be able to afford after
paying down the administration's deficit.

While speaking to reporters and liberal movie-goers, director Michael Moore describes the delicious hot dog he ate while watching his latest "documentary" Fahrenheit 9/11.

This was my I.Q. score when I started working in Hollywood but now I'm better!

look a my finger...you are getting very sleepy...very sleepy....Four legs GOOD, two legs BETTER!

M. Moore attempts to give G.W.B. "the finger" - sorry Mike, wrong finger.

"Here's one that Kerry taught me......the insy-beensy democrat crawled up the water spout, down came the memory of Reagan and wiped the democrat out......Out came the sun and GWB was re-elected, and the insy-beensy democrat went back to catsup-land......."

Michael Moore indicates on the one hand that the pen is mightier than the sword, but on the other hand blind sided deceptive finger pointing makes me a lot of money.

Michael Moore points to God, to underscore the point that his movie sold more seats than The Passion of the Christ. "I'm more popular than Him," he says. Wait, strike that, Moore is about to find out that after only one week, he's outrun by two new movies.

In this caption...Moore explains why he was considering a life in the priesthood...and taking a vow of celibacy.

While talking with moviegoers, Michael Moore indicated with his fingers his shoe size, when last he saw his feet.