Club for Growth

That's a funny shirt, wanna be my V.P.?

"Where the hell was I last Night?", yeah, that's the ticket, I was meeting with all of my foreign leader friends.........no, I was getting botox injections, no........I was throwing medals at the enemy, no,,,,,,,I was trying to get a Republican to be my running mate,.........no I was..........yeah, yeah, I was trying to convince the American public we were in a depression!

Can I get a t-shirt that says "At least the French like me."

Does the t-shirt shirt come with free flip-flops?

I want a t-shirt like that to show everybody how cool I am. But can I get it in light blue? And I want mine with a collar. And it definitely needs to be a button down shirt. And no writing on it. And long sleeves of course. Hey wait, I already have a hundred blue dress shirts. Never mind.

John Kerry reaches to pull out a vice-presidential running mate out of where he's pulled the rest of his campaign promises.

"Who is this guy and what in the hell does he know about me?" Kerry thought to himself. "This is the exact same thing I heard from Teresa after I returned home from Ms. Polier's apartment."

"If all voters were like this guy I could save a ton of money in advertising...and then I'd be able to go with someone other than Geico."

The back of the shirt said, "I woke up this morning and there were democrats rifling my wallet, my cash was all gone, and a bazillionaire thinks we're buds"

"oh, is that the back of a working man? and, to think i've been breaking them all these years..."

"Can I get that shirt in a more subtle, nuanced shade of grey? I cant read black and white..."

"Can I get that shirt in a more subtle, nuanced shade of grey? I cant read black and white..."

Maybe it should be a teeshirt for Teresa that says Iam with Flipper

Hey! Watch out where you put that hand, Senator!

Before we answer where I was last night, can we first figure out who I am?

1."That t-shirt is like my tax policy. It gets you coming and going."

2."I actually read the front of the t-shirt before I read the back."

"You obviously weren't at my fundraiser, dirty bourgeois pigdog."

Maybe if my taxes weren't so high, I could afford a suit and tie!!!

Senator Kerry slaps a fellow gay marriage supporter on the backside and exchanges a friendly glance during a rally in Boston. Kerry refused comment on where HE was last night.

My other wife is a millionaire (too).

"Anybody seen Cheneys daughter?"

"In their first joint public appearance since the announcement of Par T. Animal as Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry's running mate, Animal (left) and Kerry greet supporters during a stop to promote Animal's plan to create a federal program to distribute free alcohol to fraternity houses at public universities across the country. "Par T. Animal knows that since our young people are going to drink anyway, we must make sure they practice safe drinking, and the first step means giving them the booze so they don't have to go out and steal it or get robbed at the liquor store," said Kerry.

John Kerry considers appropriate statement for T-shirt: "Hmmmm..., got one that says "Traitor in the House?"

Kerry smiles...remembering his youth when he notices the shirt of a young Kerry fan. On the front, the t-shirt read, "Where the HELL was I last night?" On the back, is the caption, "You've gotta strike it while it's hot." Below the caption is a rare photo of Kerry crashing on Morgan Fairchild's couch...holding her checkbook and a beer. Under the photo are the names...Emma Gilby, Morgan Fairchild, Catherine Oxenberg, Roanne Sragow, Julia Thorne, and Teresa Heinz-Kerry.

John Kerry, reading the back of a supporters t-shirt that read: "Oh yeah...Jack Ryan is one swinging dude!"

Just two hours ago I was wearing a $2,000 Armani suit, a silkt tie, a white shirt with cufflinks and Gucci loafers. Now I'm in this cheesy t-shirt and I'm barefoot! How did Kerry do it?!